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A former employee recently came to fill out an application because he wanted to be rehired. He had a question about his rehire-eligibility so I went to answer his question. When I arrived, he was sitting down in the lobby, with a clipboard in hand, filling out the application. Shortly after our conversation began, I looked down at a soda can on the floor between his feet and noticed that a large portion of the top had been removed. I asked him if he was using it as a spitter for chewing tobacco. He smiled and shook his head, yes. ARE YOU SERIOUS??
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This employee was REALLY tired... But luckily he found a nice comfortable wood pallet to lay down and take a nap on!
My coworker called an applicant to follow up and pre-screen them over the phone. The applicant mentioned that they were cooking but insisted that they could talk to her while they cooked. When my coworker asked if it would be better if she called back later, the applicant insisted that they were fine to talk now, that they could "multi-task." Before my coworker could finish asking the first question, the applicant interrupted her, "Hold on, I have to flip my egg."
There was gap of several years on an applicant's resume. Their explanation for the gap was: I was out running around with my friends. I thought I was having fun but I was wrong.
An applicant's reason for leaving a previous job: "Most workers used drugs on site. Had to take myself out of situation."
One day, HR emailed a department director about some safety items that needed to be followed-up on. The (female) director replied that they would "Engorge" the (male) manager to follow up on the issues. Engorge?? Maybe encourage? Hopefully no one is Engorging anyone else at work...
One applicant seemed to neglect certain items when updating their resume... According to their resume, they worked at their most recent job from 2017-2018, but are still currently employed at the three jobs prior to that: 2016-current 2011-current 2006-current Perhaps they are still employed at each of those places, or perhaps they aren't a details person... But they noted under Education that they had a degree in Business and almost a 3.5 GPA. I'm not sure what that says about their education...